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dont-be-a-meanie-make-fettuccine:

*whispers seductively* the mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell

200 things you can put in my ask AKA JUST INTERACT WITH ME

  • 200: My crush's name is:
  • 199: I was born in:
  • 198: I am really:
  • 197: My cellphone company is:
  • 196: My eye color is:
  • 195: My shoe size is:
  • 194: My ring size is:
  • 193: My height is:
  • 192: I am allergic to:
  • 191: My 1st car was:
  • 190: My 1st job was:
  • 189: Last book you read:
  • 188: My bed is:
  • 187: My pet:
  • 186: My best friend:
  • 185: My favorite shampoo is:
  • 184: Xbox or ps3:
  • 183: Piggy banks are:
  • 182: In my pockets:
  • 181: On my calendar:
  • 180: Marriage is:
  • 179: Spongebob can:
  • 178: My mom:
  • 177: The last three songs I bought were?
  • 176: Last YouTube video watched:
  • 175: How many cousins do you have?
  • 174: Do you have any siblings?
  • 173: Are your parents divorced?
  • 172: Are you taller than your mom?
  • 171: Do you play an instrument?
  • 170: What did you do yesterday?
  • [ I Believe In ]
  • 169: Love at first sight:
  • 168: Luck:
  • 167: Fate:
  • 166: Yourself:
  • 165: Aliens:
  • 164: Heaven:
  • 163: Hell:
  • 162: God:
  • 161: Horoscopes:
  • 160: Soul mates:
  • 159: Ghosts:
  • 158: Gay Marriage:
  • 157: War:
  • 156: Orbs:
  • 155: Magic:
  • [ This or That ]
  • 154: Hugs or Kisses:
  • 153: Drunk or High:
  • 152: Phone or Online:
  • 151: Red heads or Black haired:
  • 150: Blondes or Brunettes:
  • 149: Hot or cold:
  • 148: Summer or winter:
  • 147: Autumn or Spring:
  • 146: Chocolate or vanilla:
  • 145: Night or Day:
  • 144: Oranges or Apples:
  • 143: Curly or Straight hair:
  • 142: McDonalds or Burger King:
  • 141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate:
  • 140: Mac or PC:
  • 139: Flip flops or high heals:
  • 138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor:
  • 137: Coke or Pepsi:
  • 136: Hillary or Obama:
  • 135: Burried or cremated:
  • 134: Singing or Dancing:
  • 133: Coach or Chanel:
  • 132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks:
  • 131: Small town or Big city:
  • 130: Wal-Mart or Target:
  • 129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler:
  • 128: Manicure or Pedicure:
  • 127: East Coast or West Coast:
  • 126: Your Birthday or Christmas:
  • 125: Chocolate or Flowers:
  • 124: Disney or Six Flags:
  • 123: Yankees or Red Sox:
  • [ Here's What I Think About ]
  • 122: War:
  • 121: George Bush:
  • 120: Gay Marriage:
  • 119: The presidential election:
  • 118: Abortion:
  • 117: MySpace:
  • 116: Reality TV:
  • 115: Parents:
  • 114: Back stabbers:
  • 113: Ebay:
  • 112: Facebook:
  • 111: Work:
  • 110: My Neighbors:
  • 109: Gas Prices:
  • 108: Designer Clothes:
  • 107: College:
  • 106: Sports:
  • 105: My family:
  • 104: The future:
  • [ Last time I ]
  • 103: Hugged someone:
  • 102: Last time you ate:
  • 101: Saw someone I haven't seen in awhile:
  • 100: Cried in front of someone:
  • 99: Went to a movie theater:
  • 98: Took a vacation:
  • 97: Swam in a pool:
  • 96: Changed a diaper:
  • 95: Got my nails done:
  • 94: Went to a wedding:
  • 93: Broke a bone:
  • 92: Got a peircing:
  • 91: Broke the law:
  • 90: Texted: hour ago
  • [ MISC ]
  • 89: Who makes you laugh the most:
  • 88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is:
  • 87: The last movie I saw:
  • 86: The thing that I'm looking forward to the most:
  • 85: The thing im not looking forward to:
  • 84: People call me:
  • 83: The most difficult thing to do is:
  • 82: I have gotten a speeding ticket:
  • 81: My zodiac sign is:
  • 80: The first person i talked to today was:
  • 79: First time you had a crush:
  • 78: The one person who i can't hide things from:
  • 77: Last time someone said something you were thinking:
  • 76: Right now I am talking to:
  • 75: What are you going to do when you grow up:
  • 74: I have/will get a job:
  • 73: Tomorrow:
  • 72: Today:
  • 71: Next Summer:
  • 70: Next Weekend:
  • 69: I have these pets:
  • 68: The worst sound in the world:
  • 67: The person that makes me cry the most is:
  • 66: People that make you happy:
  • 65: Last time I cried:
  • 64: My friends are:
  • 63: My computer is:
  • 62: My School:
  • 61: My Car:
  • 60: I lose all respect for people who:
  • 59: The movie I cried at was:
  • 58: Your hair color is:
  • 57: TV shows you watch:
  • 56: Favorite web site:
  • 55: Your dream vacation:
  • 54: The worst pain I was ever in was:
  • 53: How do you like your steak cooked:
  • 52: My room is:
  • 51: My favorite celebrity is:
  • 50: Where would you like to be:
  • 49: Do you want children:
  • 48: Ever been in love:
  • 47: Who's your best friend:
  • 46: More guy friends or girl friends:
  • 45: One thing that makes you feel great is:
  • 44: One person that you wish you could see right now:
  • 43: Do you have a 5 year plan:
  • 42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die:
  • 41: Have you pre-named your children:
  • 40: Last person I got mad at:
  • 39: I would like to move to:
  • 38: I wish I was a professional:
  • [ My Favorites ]
  • 37: Candy:
  • 36: Vehicle:
  • 35: President:
  • 34: State visited:
  • 33: Cellphone provider:
  • 32: Athlete:
  • 31: Actor:
  • 30: Actress:
  • 29: Singer:
  • 28: Band:
  • 27: Clothing store:
  • 26: Grocery store:
  • 25: TV show:
  • 24: Movie:
  • 23: Website:
  • 22: Animal:
  • 21: Theme park:
  • 20: Holiday:
  • 19: Sport to watch:
  • 18: Sport to play:
  • 17: Magazine:
  • 16: Book:
  • 15: Day of the week:
  • 14: Beach:
  • 13: Concert attended:
  • 12: Thing to cook:
  • 11: Food:
  • 10: Restaurant:
  • 9: Radio station:
  • 8: Yankee candle scent:
  • 7: Perfume:
  • 6: Flower:
  • 5: Color:
  • 4: Talk show host:
  • 3: Comedian:
  • 2: Dog breed:
  • 1: did you answer all these truthfully ?
  • Ugh someone love me for like 5 seconds, thanks.

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dont-be-a-meanie-make-fettuccine:

OH MY GOODNESS I THOUGHT WE DIDNT HAVE ICE CREAM BUT WHEN I OPENED THE FREEZER THE COLD AIR BLEW PAST MY FACE AS I STARED AT THE SOLITAIRE KLONDIKE BAR AND THIS IS THE BEST TIME THAT I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO BE DISAPPOINTED BUT I WASNT LIFE IS GOOD

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i-signed-up-for-this:

Okay. So here is what you do. You get dressed up all fancy like. You get a wine or champagne glass and fill it with water. Start filming, sit down with glass and hand and drink it in the most aristocratic manner possible. Stare into the camera intently while sipping from the glass. Still stare at the camera while you open a can of soup. Do not take your eyes off the camera. Then proceed to pour the water on your head and then blame the soup can for your downfall. That is all.~Anonymous user on Tumblr. 

I hope you’re happy.

ap0calypses:

noramutaofrost:

livesstillposed:

THEY JUST POSTED THIS ON THE HUB BECAUSE IT’S PHOTO OF THE YEAR
I’M SCREAMING

this deserves a reblog cause of the cuteness of it

no stop omfg

ap0calypses:

noramutaofrost:

livesstillposed:

THEY JUST POSTED THIS ON THE HUB BECAUSE IT’S PHOTO OF THE YEAR

I’M SCREAMING

this deserves a reblog cause of the cuteness of it

no stop omfg

(via i-fall-up-the-stairs)

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Why do grapes dry out your mouth??? They’re like ‘Helo yes we are sweet and juicy but - surprise! - when you eat us we take our revenge by dragging your saliva down with us.’ Like hahaha- no. I just wnated some grapes and now my mouth feels like the flipping sahara desert. 

spork:

When there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know howimage

(via totally-relatable)

gameofchrons:

Parents: "let’s talk about your future" 

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(Source: hanukkahlewinsky, via totally-relatable)

european:

When you read something on the internet about your country and it’s just wrong

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(via totally-relatable)

mylifeasqueenb:

I laugh every time

(Source: lynananananabatlam, via thosewithnothingelsetodo)