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scarred-and-silent:

everywordinexistence:

i miss getting party bags at the end of parties why dont we still do that party bags were the best part of the party

It was like a reward for being sociable

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pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

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skeeterdayz:

when yo friend is considering watchin yo favorite show

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cafunedesaudade:

I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”

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runningoncoals:

I am literally both of them at the same time

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camisalsa:

Good Girls vs. Save Rock and Roll 

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jean-luc-gohard:

So apparently iCloud was hacked and pretty much every female celebrity’s nudes were leaked. I’d like to remind my followers not to post them, because they’re supposed to be private, and just because some asshole leaked them doesn’t mean you should make it worse by spreading them around.

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leonmcgann:

getting annoyed after illegally downloading music when it turns out to be bad quality

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