OH MY GOODNESS I THOUGHT WE DIDNT HAVE ICE CREAM BUT WHEN I OPENED THE FREEZER THE COLD AIR BLEW PAST MY FACE AS I STARED AT THE SOLITAIRE KLONDIKE BAR AND THIS IS THE BEST TIME THAT I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO BE DISAPPOINTED BUT I WASNT LIFE IS GOOD
Okay. So here is what you do. You get dressed up all fancy like. You get a wine or champagne glass and fill it with water. Start filming, sit down with glass and hand and drink it in the most aristocratic manner possible. Stare into the camera intently while sipping from the glass. Still stare at the camera while you open a can of soup. Do not take your eyes off the camera. Then proceed to pour the water on your head and then blame the soup can for your downfall. That is all.~Anonymous user on Tumblr.
Why do grapes dry out your mouth??? They’re like ‘Helo yes we are sweet and juicy but - surprise! - when you eat us we take our revenge by dragging your saliva down with us.’ Like hahaha- no. I just wnated some grapes and now my mouth feels like the flipping sahara desert.